it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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