Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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