We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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