and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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