We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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