Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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