The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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