I molested 6 butterflies tonight
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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