Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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