I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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