I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Randomize
