sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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