i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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