the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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