That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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