My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
i now understand why vodka
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