We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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