Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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