I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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