I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just cropdusted the office
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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