Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
