I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Randomize
