My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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