Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
And then he peed in my hair
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