Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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