Its about making memories worth repressing
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Randomize
