he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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