i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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