the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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