You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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