I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
The adults are the big ones right?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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