would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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