You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
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They're just confused as to why you just don't lick yourself like a normal animal.
^ this
LOL Yes! Just reminded me of one of my favorite jokes ever. Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog licking himself. Guy 1 says "I wish I could do that." Guy 2 says "You probably can, but you should pet him first."
Pork's comment made me laugh audibly haha *golf clap*
those puppy dog eyes, they do strange things.. -_-
About are hard as it is to jerk off anywhere with a house pet staring at you.
Probably just as hard as the cat pouncing on your hand under the blankets bc she thinks your playing with her and not yourself...
why yes, yes I do.
No, I can't say that I do.
Yes...
Who wants the skippy peanut butter?
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