i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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