just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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