yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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