So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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