ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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