his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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