I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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