she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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