Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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