I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
she smelled like a LAN party
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
wow bdsm is so cute
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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