I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
