can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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