On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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