Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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