Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You ruined the universe
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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