i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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