That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Randomize
