My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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